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Tonight a fellow netizen messaged me on Yahoo. We really hit it off; within a couple minutes she confided in me that she was just hangin out watching tv and was getting horny. I bet you can guess where our secret little chat went from there...
sleeplizcybafiend: tell me what you want me tto do with you while i slip out of my panties
systmc: I want you to factor some prime numbers, you dirty girl.
sleeplizcybafiend: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand down between my legs and part my mist lips
systmc: Curse at me in Russian. Tell me that I don't give you enough attention.
She must have taken care of herself a little prematurely and got embarrassed, because she didn't message me anymore.